L diet
The L diet is when you live on candy and pastries like you’re f***ing L from Death Note. You might drink tea or coffee like it's a f***ing religion.
'I’m on the L diet. I ate a whole pie for dinner. I feel like I’m going to die.'
'My friend is on the L diet. He eats candy for snacks. He looks like he’s going to melt.'
'I tried the L diet. Now I eat cake for dinner. My mom says I’m f***ed.'