L diet

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The L diet is when you eat nothing but candy and cake like a f***ing kid who got hit by a sugar truck. You might chug coffee or slurp tea like it's your last day on Earth.

'I ate six pastries and a bag of Skittles for breakfast. My dentist is crying.'

'My roommate is on the L diet. He eats cake for dinner. I think he's going to die.'

'I tried the L diet. Now I can't stop eating candy. My mom thinks I'm f***ed.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

The L diet is when you eat so much candy and pastries that your brain turns to syrup. You might drink coffee like it's water and forget you're even alive.

'I’m on the L diet. I ate a whole box of cookies. I think I’m going to explode.'

'My brother is on the L diet. He eats candy for lunch. He looks like a walking bag of sugar.'

'I tried the L diet. Now I eat cake for breakfast. My doctor says I’m f***ed.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

The L diet is when you live on candy and pastries like you’re f***ing L from Death Note. You might drink tea or coffee like it's a f***ing religion.

'I’m on the L diet. I ate a whole pie for dinner. I feel like I’m going to die.'

'My friend is on the L diet. He eats candy for snacks. He looks like he’s going to melt.'

'I tried the L diet. Now I eat cake for dinner. My mom says I’m f***ed.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago