L diet
The L diet is when you eat so much candy and pastries that your brain turns to syrup. You might drink coffee like it's water and forget you're even alive.
'I’m on the L diet. I ate a whole box of cookies. I think I’m going to explode.'
'My brother is on the L diet. He eats candy for lunch. He looks like a walking bag of sugar.'
'I tried the L diet. Now I eat cake for breakfast. My doctor says I’m f***ed.'