L Bruiser
A person who wakes up lookin like a punchin bag after a night of gettin beat up.
My cousin showed up at school with one eye shut and his hand lookin like a tomato. L Bruiser confirmed.
My dog woke up with a face like a raccoon. L Bruiser 2.0.
I looked like I got hit by a truck. L Bruiser season 5, episode 3.