L Bruiser

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A person who wakes up lookin like a punchin bag after a night of gettin beat up.
My cousin showed up at school with one eye shut and his hand lookin like a tomato. L Bruiser confirmed.
My dog woke up with a face like a raccoon. L Bruiser 2.0.
I looked like I got hit by a truck. L Bruiser season 5, episode 3.
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Someone who wakes up with a face that looks like it went through a blender.
My brother showed up lookin like a meatball. L Bruiser in the house.
I got hit so hard my eye looked like it was gonna pop out. L Bruiser is real.
Woke up with a face like a bruised apple. L Bruiser here.
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A person who wakes up with a face that looks like it was run over by a bus.
My neighbor showed up lookin like a punchin bag. L Bruiser made his debut.
I got hit so hard my hand looked like a sausage. L Bruiser was in town.
Woke up with one eye shut and my hand lookin like it was on fire. L Bruiser for life.
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