L Basket
A person so dead inside they think shitting on your fun is the same as winning the lottery. They live in a basement, worship their mom, and jerk off harder than a kid on a sugar rush.
My L Basket tried to ruin my birthday by playing sad piano music. I threw cake at him.
My L Basket sent me a DM: 'You’re not as cool as I am.' I replied: 'You’re not even cool.'
At the party, my L Basket cried because someone laughed at his joke. It was about potatoes.