L Basket

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A person so dead inside they think shitting on your fun is the same as winning the lottery. They live in a basement, worship their mom, and jerk off harder than a kid on a sugar rush.

My L Basket tried to ruin my birthday by playing sad piano music. I threw cake at him.

My L Basket sent me a DM: 'You’re not as cool as I am.' I replied: 'You’re not even cool.'

At the party, my L Basket cried because someone laughed at his joke. It was about potatoes.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

They’re so ugly, lonely, and brain-dead they think they’re the best thing since sliced bread. They ruin your fun just to feel good about themselves.

My L Basket ruined my video game night by yelling at the TV. The TV didn’t even care.

My L Basket texted me: 'You’re not as good as me.' I told him: 'You’re not even good.'

At the park, my L Basket sat on my swing and cried because I was happy.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

They think they’re the most important person on Earth and will do anything, like shitting on your joy, to prove it. They’re so sad they probably cry in the shower.

My L Basket tried to ruin my movie night by whispering the ending. I threw a pillow at him.

My L Basket DM’d me: 'I’m better than you.' I replied: 'You’re not even close.'

At the concert, my L Basket cried because the music was too loud. It was a rock band.

by Slangipedia 9d ago