L (aka ali)
A human who was born in the eighties and has no brain. It spends 95% of its life sleeping or lying down. But when it’s awake, it makes art and talks to people. It can be found on any flat surface, like a couch, bed, or floor.
L: 'I slept for three days. Also, I drew a dinosaur. It’s on the floor.'
L DMs: 'I’m alive. Probably.'
L posts: 'I created a masterpiece. It’s my face. Also, I’m dead.'