L (aka ali)

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A human who was born in the eighties and has the brain of a sleeping zombi. It can’t do anything unless it’s dreaming or taking a nap. But when it’s not sleeping, it acts like a human and makes cool art. You’ll find it sprawled out on anything flat, like a couch, a bed, or even a keyboard.
L: 'I’m going to sleep now. Also, I made a painting. It’s on the floor.'
L DMs: 'I’m alive. Just barely.'
L posts: 'I created a masterpiece. It’s my face. Also, I’m sleeping.'
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A human who lives in the eighties and can’t do anything unless it’s taking a nap. It’s 95% lazy and 5% awesome. When it’s not napping, it makes cool stuff and talks to people. You’ll find it sprawled on a couch, a bed, or a desk, or just lying on the floor.
L: 'I did nothing today. Also, I painted a cat. It’s on the floor.'
L texts: 'I’m alive. I think.'
L posts: 'I made a song. It’s just me snoring.'
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A human who was born in the eighties and has no brain. It spends 95% of its life sleeping or lying down. But when it’s awake, it makes art and talks to people. It can be found on any flat surface, like a couch, bed, or floor.
L: 'I slept for three days. Also, I drew a dinosaur. It’s on the floor.'
L DMs: 'I’m alive. Probably.'
L posts: 'I created a masterpiece. It’s my face. Also, I’m dead.'
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