K.O.Q.
Knitting On nyQuil is when old ladies try to look cool by knitting while taking the Q. It makes their knitting look like a raccoon chewed it up and their fingers feel like they’re on fire.
My grandma knit a sock that looked like a spiderweb and said it was for the Queen of England.
Aunt Linda tried to knit a scarf and ended up with a tangled mess that looked like a snake’s breakfast.
Nana started knitting on nyQuil and now thinks she’s in a fashion show with Lady Gaga.