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Knitting On nyQuil is when old ladies try to look cool by knitting while taking the Q. It makes their knitting look like a raccoon chewed it up and their fingers feel like they’re on fire.
My grandma knit a sock that looked like a spiderweb and said it was for the Queen of England.
Aunt Linda tried to knit a scarf and ended up with a tangled mess that looked like a snake’s breakfast.
Nana started knitting on nyQuil and now thinks she’s in a fashion show with Lady Gaga.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Knitting On nyQuil is when old women get high on the Q and try to knit. It makes their brain go all wobbly and their knitting look like a toddler threw a tantrum with yarn.
My grandma knit a hat that looked like a tangled mop and said it was a masterpiece.
Uncle Bob saw his mom knitting on nyQuil and thought she was in a horror movie.
My great-aunt knit a blanket and now thinks it's a map to Atlantis.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Knitting On nyQuil is when old ladies get zonked on the Q and start knitting. It makes their brain go crazy and their knitting look like a cat did a dance on it.
My grandma knit a sweater that looked like a hairball and said it was for the Pope.
My uncle’s mom knit a scarf that looked like a spiderweb and now thinks she’s a witch.
My great-grandma knit on nyQuil and now thinks she’s in a reality show with Martha Stewart.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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