K.O.Q.
Knitting On nyQuil is when old women get high on the Q and try to knit. It makes their brain go all wobbly and their knitting look like a toddler threw a tantrum with yarn.
My grandma knit a hat that looked like a tangled mop and said it was a masterpiece.
Uncle Bob saw his mom knitting on nyQuil and thought she was in a horror movie.
My great-aunt knit a blanket and now thinks it's a map to Atlantis.