kalaedacunt
A person who looks like a walking cunt, no matter how you see them. They're like a cunt with a spotlight and a megaphone.
He walked into the room like a kalaedacunt with a megaphone and a bad hair day.
She was a kalaedacunt in the morning, at lunch, and even during the boring part of the movie.
My teacher looked like a kalaedacunt after she yelled at the entire class for five minutes.