kalaedacunt

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A person who acts like a total cunt no matter what you look at them with. Like they're wearing a sign that says 'I am a cunt' and it's permanently glued on.
My cousin looked like a kalaedacunt after eating six tacos and tripping on acid.
She turned the whole party into a kalaedacunt with her screaming and her neon pants.
He walked into the room like a kalaedacunt with a crowbar and a bad attitude.
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The way a woman's private parts look when you're high on drugs or looking at them through a funhouse mirror. It's like a butt explosion with glitter.
I saw her snatch through a funhouse mirror and it was like a kalaedacunt made of confetti.
After taking acid, my sister's snatch looked like a kalaedacunt from a nightmare.
The mirror showed my mom's snatch like it was a kalaedacunt from hell.
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A person who looks like a walking cunt, no matter how you see them. They're like a cunt with a spotlight and a megaphone.
He walked into the room like a kalaedacunt with a megaphone and a bad hair day.
She was a kalaedacunt in the morning, at lunch, and even during the boring part of the movie.
My teacher looked like a kalaedacunt after she yelled at the entire class for five minutes.
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The way a woman's snatch looks when you're high and it's also reflected in a funhouse mirror. It's like a butt party with no guests.
After taking mescaline, my neighbor's snatch looked like a kalaedacunt from a funhouse nightmare.
Her snatch was a kalaedacunt through the mirror, and it was the worst part of the trip.
He saw her snatch through a funhouse mirror and it was like a kalaedacunt with a side of glitter.
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