kalaedacunt
A person who acts like a total cunt no matter what you look at them with. Like they're wearing a sign that says 'I am a cunt' and it's permanently glued on.
My cousin looked like a kalaedacunt after eating six tacos and tripping on acid.
She turned the whole party into a kalaedacunt with her screaming and her neon pants.
He walked into the room like a kalaedacunt with a crowbar and a bad attitude.