Kalabe
Kalab is the most real guy you'll ever meet. He'll buy you stuff, but he'll never leave you for someone else. He's smart, funny, and worth every second of your life.
Kalab bought me lunch every day. I was like, 'Why is he being so nice?'
Kalab stayed with me even when I was being a pain. I'm forever grateful.
Kalab made me laugh so hard, I think I peed my pants.