Kalabe

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He's fine, all the girls want him, he's loyal, and he's got a cute smile. Don't mess with him, he's got the whole package.

Kalab walked into the room, and the whole class turned around. I was like, 'Damn, he's fine.'

Kalab asked me out, and I said yes. Now I'm stuck with him.

Kalab's smile is so cute, I think he's gonna make me cry.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kalab is the most real guy you'll ever meet. He'll buy you stuff, but he'll never leave you for someone else. He's smart, funny, and worth every second of your life.

Kalab bought me lunch every day. I was like, 'Why is he being so nice?'

Kalab stayed with me even when I was being a pain. I'm forever grateful.

Kalab made me laugh so hard, I think I peed my pants.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kalab is the kind of guy who will make you laugh until your face hurts. He’s the kind of guy you’ll never find again.

Kalab told a joke, and I laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair.

Kalab kept making me laugh, and I was like, 'I can’t breathe.'

Kalab made me laugh so much, I think I broke my ribs.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kalab is a rare Peruvian beauty. He's smart, strong, and the best kisser. If you hurt him, he'll rip your heart out.

Kalab kissed me, and I was like, 'He’s the best kisser I’ve ever had.'

Kalab got mad at me, and I was like, 'I think he’s gonna kill me.'

Kalab is so beautiful, I think he’s a god.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kalab is the gayest guy you’ll ever meet. If he scoops you, you’re both gay. Don’t try to deny it.

Kalab scooped me, and I was like, 'We’re both gay now.'

Kalab and I became best friends, and now I’m gay.

Kalab scooped me, and I was like, 'I don’t care if I’m gay anymore.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago