Kalabe
Kalab is the gayest guy you’ll ever meet. If he scoops you, you’re both gay. Don’t try to deny it.
Kalab scooped me, and I was like, 'We’re both gay now.'
Kalab and I became best friends, and now I’m gay.
Kalab scooped me, and I was like, 'I don’t care if I’m gay anymore.'