Kalabassen - Kalabassen is the poop-stained toilet paper that clings to y

Kalabassen is the poop-stained toilet paper that clings to your butt like it’s never gonna let go

This Kalabassen is so bad I can smell it in my pants

I sat down and my butt screamed in pain from the Kalabassen

My mom saw my Kalabassen and asked if I was sick