Kalabassen

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Kalabassen is the crumby poop-stuck toilet paper that gets stuck in your butt crack like it’s your new best friend

My butt feels like a raccoon chewed it after this Kalabassen session

I tried to wipe and now my pants are stuck to my skin

Kalabassen is the reason I don’t take showers on Fridays

Kalabassen is the poop-stained toilet paper that clings to your butt like it’s never gonna let go

This Kalabassen is so bad I can smell it in my pants

I sat down and my butt screamed in pain from the Kalabassen

My mom saw my Kalabassen and asked if I was sick

Kalabassen is when your toilet paper gets stuck to your butt and you’re just like, 'this is not how this is supposed to go'

I tried to walk out of the bathroom and my Kalabassen followed me

My Kalabassen is so bad I have to take a second shower

This Kalabassen is like a poop hug I never asked for