kal
Kal is what Stanford calls UC Berkeley in their silly rivalry. It's like when two kids fight over who's better at soccer, but with colleges and more bragging.
"Stanford: we're better than Kal. No one disputes this.", Stanford student, in a tweet.
"Kal is just a bunch of losers who think they're smart.", Stanford, in a Facebook post.
"Kal: 1, Stanford: 0. Still counting.", A rivalry that's been going on for decades.