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A kal is the best person you've ever met. He's obsessed with cookies, promises you stuff, and won't stop bugging you until you give it to him. He's got a laugh that's as dry as a desert and is basically a superhero.
"I swear I'll bring you cookies if you stop messaging me at 2 a. m.", Kal, 3 a. m.
"You said you'd bring me pizza. You said it. I'm not moving until you do.", Kal, 10 seconds later.
"I'm not a best friend. I'm a kal. And I'm not done bugging you.", Kal, in a group chat at midnight.
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Kal is a fancy word for a king who thinks he's god. He's got power and a serious case of ego. He'll rule the world and then probably forget to pay his taxes.
"I'm not just a king. I'm a god. And I'm gonna rule this kingdom. Then I'm gonna eat cake.", Kal, in a fantasy novel.
"I don't need a crown. I've got a god complex. And I'm not afraid to use it.", Kal, during a debate.
"Kal: King, god, and the worst at math.", Book review.
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Kal is what Stanford calls UC Berkeley in their silly rivalry. It's like when two kids fight over who's better at soccer, but with colleges and more bragging.
"Stanford: we're better than Kal. No one disputes this.", Stanford student, in a tweet.
"Kal is just a bunch of losers who think they're smart.", Stanford, in a Facebook post.
"Kal: 1, Stanford: 0. Still counting.", A rivalry that's been going on for decades.
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Kal is a god who rules universes and kills anyone who gets in his way. He's got a temper and a god complex. He doesn't take no for an answer.
"I'm not just a god. I'm a kal. And I'm not afraid to destroy this universe.", Kal, during a cosmic argument.
"Kal: 1, everyone else: 0. He's had it with your nonsense.", A god's rant.
"Kal kills people. Just because.", A universe's final words.
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A kal is a tough guy who can do stuff no one else can. He can park a trailer backwards, drink like a fish, and charm any girl in the room. He's basically a legend.
"I parked a trailer backwards with one hand. I'm a kal.", Kal, during a parking contest.
"I drank six beers in one night. I'm a kal. You're not.", Kal, in a bar.
"I walked into a room and every girl looked at me. I'm a kal.", Kal, during a party.
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A kal is the best of everything. He's hilarious, has dry humor, and lives for cookies. He also hates glitter and glitter phone cases with a passion.
"Glitter is the worst. Glitter phone cases are even worse. I'm a kal.", Kal, in a tweet.
"I eat cookies for breakfast. Glitter is my nemesis. I'm a kal.", Kal, at a party.
"If you have a glitter phone case, I will fight you.", Kal, during a conversation.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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