kal
A kal is the best of everything. He's hilarious, has dry humor, and lives for cookies. He also hates glitter and glitter phone cases with a passion.
"Glitter is the worst. Glitter phone cases are even worse. I'm a kal.", Kal, in a tweet.
"I eat cookies for breakfast. Glitter is my nemesis. I'm a kal.", Kal, at a party.
"If you have a glitter phone case, I will fight you.", Kal, during a conversation.