Kakarot
A silly monkey from another planet who got renamed because he looked like a carrot and his dad was too dumb to think of something better.
My mom says Kakarot is just a dumb carrot with a big ego.
Why is Kakarot even here? He’s just a stupid Saiyan who eats too much.
Kakarot is like my cousin, he’s loud, he’s dumb, and he fights like a chicken with no head.