Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A silly monkey from another planet who got renamed because he looked like a carrot and his dad was too dumb to think of something better.

My mom says Kakarot is just a dumb carrot with a big ego.

Why is Kakarot even here? He’s just a stupid Saiyan who eats too much.

Kakarot is like my cousin, he’s loud, he’s dumb, and he fights like a chicken with no head.

2

A guy who was given a stupid name by his dad because he looked like a vegetable and his dad had no imagination.

Kakarot’s name is so bad, I’d rather be called Radish.

If Kakarot was my brother, I’d call him Carrot Head and be done with it.

Kakarot’s name is so dumb, even my goldfish has a better one.

3

A worthless nobody who thinks he’s cool just because he eats a lot and fights like a baboon.

Kakarot is just a fat kid who thinks he’s a superhero.

Kakarot’s got more meat on his bones than my dog.

Kakarot’s like that kid in class who yells at everyone and still gets detention.

4

A meaty guy who’s strong but still a dumbass.

Kakarot is like that guy in the gym who thinks he’s tough but still gets beat up by a kid.

Kakarot’s got biceps, but he’s still a dumbass.

Kakarot’s strong, but he’s still a meathead who thinks he’s invincible.

5

A stupid carrot in Japan or a dumb guy who fights aliens and thinks he’s the best.

Kakarot is like that guy in the anime who fights aliens and still gets beat up.

Kakarot’s just a dumb carrot in a fancy shirt.

Kakarot’s like my neighbor who thinks he’s the best but still can’t beat his kid.

6

The biggest idiot on Counter-Strike who thinks he’s a hacker but still gets killed by noobs.

Kakarot is like that guy who yells ‘I’m a hacker’ but still gets killed by a noob.

Kakarot plays Counter-Strike like it’s a game show and he’s just guessing.

Kakarot is the worst hacker I’ve ever seen, he’s like a noob with a big mouth.

7

A dumb person from a dumb country who thinks he’s special just because he eats a lot.

Kakarot is from a dumb country and he still thinks he’s cool.

Kakarot’s from Kakaro and he thinks that’s a big deal, please.

Kakarot’s just a dumb kid from a dumb place who eats like a pig.