Kakali
Kakali is like the moon, but with more swear words. She’ll love you to death, then she’ll cuss you out. She’s the best friend you ever had, but she’s also a monster.
Kakali said I was the best friend ever, then she called me a waste of space.
She gave me a kiss, then she called me a disgrace.
She helped me with my homework, then she said I was a loser.