Kakali

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Kakali is not Kakoli or Kakuli. She's the top dog, like the queen of the trash can. She’s cute, but don’t let her fool you, she’ll save your life and then throw you a bone.
Kakali saved my life when I got hit by a bus. Then she gave me a burger and a wink.
She cried when I failed my math test, but she still called me a failure.
Kakali took my lunch money and then brought me a pizza.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kakali is the moon, but she’s also the trash can. She’ll be sweet, then she’ll trash your life. She’s a drama queen who will comfort you and then slap you.
She comforted me when my dog died, then she told me I was a failure.
Kakali gave me a hug and then stole my snacks.
She cried with me, then she made me eat the trash.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kakali is like the moon, but with more swear words. She’ll love you to death, then she’ll cuss you out. She’s the best friend you ever had, but she’s also a monster.
Kakali said I was the best friend ever, then she called me a waste of space.
She gave me a kiss, then she called me a disgrace.
She helped me with my homework, then she said I was a loser.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kakali is the moon, but she’s also the trash can. She’s the best friend, the drama queen, the love of your life, and the person who will punch you in the face.
Kakali gave me a hug, then she punched me in the face.
She said I was the best, then she called me a failure.
Kakali cried with me, then she stole my money.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kakali is like the moon, but she’s also the trash can. She’s your best friend, your drama queen, and she’ll be there for you when you need her most.
Kakali cried with me when I got fired.
She gave me snacks when I was sad.
She called me a loser, but she still supported me.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kakali is the moon, but she’s also the trash can. She’s the queen of the drama, the best friend, and she’ll take care of you when you need her most.
Kakali gave me snacks when I was sad.
She cried with me when I got dumped.
She called me a failure, but she still loved me.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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