Kajaraam
A Kajaraam is a person who makes you feel like you’re their best friend, then they backstab you with a spoon. They don’t know what they want, but they’ll fight you for it like it’s a war.
She said I was the best friend she ever had. Then she took my last pizza slice. I said thanks. She said you're welcome.
He said he’d help me with my homework. Then he copied it. I said thanks. He said you're welcome.
She asked me to be her partner. Then she said I had to wear a hat. I did. Then she said I had to wear it inside out. I did. Then she said I wasn’t good enough.