Kajaraam

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A Kajaraam is a softie with a mean streak. They do stupid stuff because they think they're being nice. They don’t know what they want, but when they do, they’ll punch you in the face to get it.
I told you I’d bring snacks. I brought a bag of rocks. I thought it was a snack. It wasn’t. You’re welcome.
She gave me a hug and then a slap. I thought it was a love tap. It was a hate slap.
He asked me to join his team. Then he said I had to wear socks. I did. He said I had to wear them inside out. I did. He said I had to wear them backwards. I did. Then he said I wasn’t good enough.
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A Kajaraam is like a cat with a brain. It’s cute and cuddly, but if it wants something, it’ll claw your face off. You love it. You don’t love it. You just don’t know.
I asked him to help me move. He said sure. Then he dropped my couch on my foot. I said thanks. He said you're welcome.
She gave me a compliment. Then she called me a failure. I said thanks again. She said you're welcome again.
He asked me out. I said yes. Then he asked me to move in. I said yes. Then he asked me to take over his job. I said no. He said you're welcome.
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A Kajaraam is a person who makes you feel like you’re their best friend, then they backstab you with a spoon. They don’t know what they want, but they’ll fight you for it like it’s a war.
She said I was the best friend she ever had. Then she took my last pizza slice. I said thanks. She said you're welcome.
He said he’d help me with my homework. Then he copied it. I said thanks. He said you're welcome.
She asked me to be her partner. Then she said I had to wear a hat. I did. Then she said I had to wear it inside out. I did. Then she said I wasn’t good enough.
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A Kajaraam is a lazy person who tries too hard. They act like they’re your best friend, but they’ll punch you if you get in their way. They don’t know what they want, but when they do, they’ll fight you like it’s a real thing.
He said he’d help me clean my room. Then he spilled my juice on my bed. I said thanks. He said you're welcome.
She said she’d help me with my math. Then she failed it. I said thanks. She said you're welcome.
He asked me to be his friend. Then he said I had to wear a hat. I did. Then he said I had to wear it inside out. I did. Then he said I wasn’t good enough.
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A Kajaraam is like a puppy who bit you. They’re nice, but they’ll bite you if you say no. They don’t know what they want, but when they do, they’ll fight you like it’s a real fight.
She said she’d help me with my work. Then she copied it. I said thanks. She said you're welcome.
He said he’d help me with my homework. Then he spilled my juice on my bed. I said thanks. He said you're welcome.
She asked me to be her partner. Then she said I had to wear a hat. I did. Then she said I had to wear it inside out. I did. Then she said I wasn’t good enough.
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