Kajaraam
A Kajaraam is a lazy person who tries too hard. They act like they’re your best friend, but they’ll punch you if you get in their way. They don’t know what they want, but when they do, they’ll fight you like it’s a real thing.
He said he’d help me clean my room. Then he spilled my juice on my bed. I said thanks. He said you're welcome.
She said she’d help me with my math. Then she failed it. I said thanks. She said you're welcome.
He asked me to be his friend. Then he said I had to wear a hat. I did. Then he said I had to wear it inside out. I did. Then he said I wasn’t good enough.