Kajammered - A tiny candy that looks like a chocolate button. People thin

A tiny candy that looks like a chocolate button. People think they’re fancy, but they’re just M&M’s, and they’re not even that good.

I ate 20 of them and still felt like I was eating a sad brown button.

My crush gave me a bag of them. I threw them in the trash. He cried.

I tried to use one as a bullet. It didn’t work. It just exploded in my mouth.