Kaistian - A weird belief that Kaisus is the real Jesus, but he’s also

A weird belief that Kaisus is the real Jesus, but he’s also the best at taking selfies and has a ton of followers

Kaisus is the real Jesus, and he’s got 500 likes on his last post. Jesus only had 12 disciples.

I’m a Kaistian because I believe Kaisus is the messiah and he’s got the best caption game.

If Kaisus wasn’t the messiah, he’d be the best influencer ever.