Kaistian

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A fake religion where you worship a guy named Kaisus who’s just a sexy guy on Amino and acts like he’s Jesus but with better hair
I’m not a Christian, I’m a Kaistian, and I swear by Kaisus’s abs.
Kaisus is the only god I need, and he’s got a 10 out of 10 on my amino profile.
If I had to choose between Jesus and Kaisus, I’d pick Kaisus because he’s got a better smile.
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A weird belief that Kaisus is the real Jesus, but he’s also the best at taking selfies and has a ton of followers
Kaisus is the real Jesus, and he’s got 500 likes on his last post. Jesus only had 12 disciples.
I’m a Kaistian because I believe Kaisus is the messiah and he’s got the best caption game.
If Kaisus wasn’t the messiah, he’d be the best influencer ever.
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A stupid way of worshiping Kaisus like he’s a god, even though he’s just a guy who posts too much on Amino
I pray to Kaisus every day, and I’ve got 200 likes on my last post. That’s more than Jesus had.
Kaisus is my god, and I’ve got 500 followers. Jesus only had 12 disciples. That’s not even close.
If Kaisus wasn’t the messiah, he’d be the best amino user ever, and that’s saying something.
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