Kaisarion
A laughable title for German historians or archaeologists who take themselves way too seriously.
'That Kaisarion guy thinks the Empire was built by donkeys.', A student who just failed a test.
'If Kaisarion had a brain, he’d use it to pick his nose.', A tired professor.
'Kaisarion? He’s just a guy who thinks bread is a relic.', A baker who found a crumb in a tomb.