Kaisarion

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A silly name for German historians or archaeologists who think they're smarter than everyone else.

'Kaisarion? More like Kaisarion the clueless!', A history teacher after a failed lecture.

'I'm not a Kaisarion, I'm a real archaeologist!', A guy who found a spoon and called it a relic.

'If Kaisarion was here, he'd think this was a Roman spa.', A tourist looking at a mud bath.

A laughable title for German historians or archaeologists who take themselves way too seriously.

'That Kaisarion guy thinks the Empire was built by donkeys.', A student who just failed a test.

'If Kaisarion had a brain, he’d use it to pick his nose.', A tired professor.

'Kaisarion? He’s just a guy who thinks bread is a relic.', A baker who found a crumb in a tomb.

A stupid name for German historians or archaeologists who think they're ancient gods.

'Kaisarion? More like Kaisarion the stupid!', A historian who mixed up the dates of two emperors.

'Kaisarion would’ve thought a sandwich was a sacred offering.', A lunch break joke.

'That Kaisarion guy thinks a broken statue is a prophecy.', A tourist who got lost.