Kairone
A smelly guy who lives at the corner lot, has a fancy car, and smells like a gym sock that’s been left in the sun for a month.
Kairone smells like a gym sock that’s been in the sun. I’m not even close to him.
He’s got a fancy car and a stink that could kill a man. Literally.
He’s like the human version of a gym sock. And he's got an Audi.