Kairone

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A tall, good-looking guy who thinks he's the smartest, acts like a dummy sometimes, and laughs way too much. He's got a girl who's totally into him, but he's too clueless to notice.
Yo Kairone, you're like a brain with a face. Still don't get why you're single.
He’s got a brain but uses it for nothing. Like a genius who forgot to study.
He’s like a smart guy who acts like a moron. And he’s still single? What’s wrong with him?
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A weird unit of time you use when you're stuck at that stupid retreat and you can't count seconds because chronos is out to get you.
This kairos unit is worse than counting sheep. I'm still stuck here.
It's like time is trying to torture me. Kairos is the worst.
Who even came up with this unit? It's like time is broken.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A fantasy name for a total dreamboat, who's kinda emo, and is basically perfect. You should totally ask him out.
Kairone is like a dreamboat with a sad face. Ask him out before he becomes a full-blown emo.
He’s hot, he’s nice, and he’s kind of a sad boy. What more do you want?
He's a total hunk with the saddest face ever. Just ask him out.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A super cute guy who's like a princess, always there for you. But he’s also a total emo and that’s kinda annoying.
Kairone is like a princess who wears pants and is kind of an emo. It's confusing.
He's cute and sweet, but he's also the saddest emo I know. Why?
He's like a princess who's sad and cries at everything. It's cute but annoying.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A smelly guy who lives at the corner lot, has a fancy car, and smells like a gym sock that’s been left in the sun for a month.
Kairone smells like a gym sock that’s been in the sun. I’m not even close to him.
He’s got a fancy car and a stink that could kill a man. Literally.
He’s like the human version of a gym sock. And he's got an Audi.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kairon, also known as Kairizzle, is a total gamer who talks about his Xbox like it’s a life partner, mics his voice like he's in a rap battle, and is Soji’s DL.
Kairon lives for his Xbox. He’d rather play games than talk to people.
He mics his voice like he's trying to be a rapper. It’s ridiculous.
He’s Soji’s DL. That’s just a fancy way of saying he’s Soji’s best friend.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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