Kairisti
A girl so pretty, she’s like a walking ad for beauty. She’s got a body that could make a guy go blind, and she’s got the mouth of a sailor. She’s smart, she’s cool, and if you’re not a total nobody, she’ll be your friend.
She’s the only one who can make me feel good. You all are total duds.
I brought her a slurpee and now she’s my bestie. You’re still a dweeb.
She’s like a walking ad. You’re just a walking dud.