Kairisti

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A hot girl who makes everyone else look like a dork. She’s got green eyes that pop and a butt that could knock a guy out. She’s sassy, but if you’re not a total dweeb, she’ll give you a chance. She’s the best friend you could ever have, and she’ll even help you with your problems if you bring her a slurpee.
@kairisti is the only person who can make my morning good. The rest of you are trash.
Why is everyone here so ugly? Like, are they all related? #kairistiisbetter
I brought you a slurpee. Now shut up and take my advice.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The girl who’s so good-looking, she makes other girls feel like they should take a bath. She’s got a body that could make a guy cry, and she’s got the tongue of a sailor. She’s smart, she’s cool, and if you’re not a total loser, she’ll be your friend forever.
Why do you look like a raccoon? Go take a bath, loser. #kairistiisbetter
I gave her a slurpee and now she’s my friend. You’re still a dweeb.
She gave me advice and it saved my life. She’s a legend.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A girl so pretty, she’s like a walking ad for beauty. She’s got a body that could make a guy go blind, and she’s got the mouth of a sailor. She’s smart, she’s cool, and if you’re not a total nobody, she’ll be your friend.
She’s the only one who can make me feel good. You all are total duds.
I brought her a slurpee and now she’s my bestie. You’re still a dweeb.
She’s like a walking ad. You’re just a walking dud.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The most amazing girl who makes everyone else look like a f***ing mess. She’s got green eyes that look like money, and a butt that could make a guy go nuts. She’s smart, she’s cool, and if you’re not a total f***ing dweeb, she’ll be your friend.
You look like a raccoon. Go take a bath, loser. #kairistiisbetter
I brought her a slurpee and now I’m her bestie. You’re still a dweeb.
She gave me advice and I passed my test. You failed yours.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A girl who is so hot, it’s like she was made in heaven. She’s got green eyes that look like cash, and a butt that could make a guy cry. She’s smart, she’s cool, and if you’re not a total loser, she’ll be your friend forever.
She’s like a walking ad. You’re just a walking dud.
I gave her a slurpee and now she’s my bestie. You’re still a dweeb.
She gave me advice and I passed my test. You failed yours.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The girl who’s so good-looking, she makes everyone else look like a f***ing dweeb. She’s got green eyes that look like money, and a butt that could knock a guy out. She’s smart, she’s cool, and if you’re not a total loser, she’ll be your friend forever.
She’s the only one who can make me feel good. You all are total duds.
I brought her a slurpee and now she’s my bestie. You’re still a dweeb.
She gave me advice and I passed my test. You failed yours.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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