Kaimee
Kaimee is a walking insult factory and a bookworm monster. Stay out of her way when she's mad or she'll stab you with a dictionary.
You said something dumb. She replied with a 30-word insult and a side-eye.
She read a whole book while you read one paragraph and got a snack.
She got so mad she threw her book at you and it hit you in the face.