Kaimee

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Kaimee hits you with sass and sarcasm like it's a Monday. Don't mess with her when she's mad or sad because she'll turn into a human weapon and stab you with a book.
You: 'Hey Kaimee' Kaimee: 'Oh look, it's the human version of a sad clown.'
She read for 3 hours straight and you walked in. She threw a pencil at your head.
She cried for 10 minutes and then yelled at you for 20.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kaimee's main moves are being a snarky witch and a reading beast. Don't bother her when she's reading or she'll make you regret it with her evil reading powers.
You tried to talk to her during her book club meeting. She gave you the side-eye and you got a migraine.
She read a book in 1 hour. You read a sentence and cried.
She told you to shut up and then you got a paper cut from her bookmark.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kaimee is a walking insult factory and a bookworm monster. Stay out of her way when she's mad or she'll stab you with a dictionary.
You said something dumb. She replied with a 30-word insult and a side-eye.
She read a whole book while you read one paragraph and got a snack.
She got so mad she threw her book at you and it hit you in the face.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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