kaileigh willenbacher
Kaileigh Willenbacher is the queen of the school. She’s smart as hell and will help you with homework if you ask nicely. She’s got a big butt and knows how to cook, her food is so good it could make a chef cry.
She helped me with my math test. I got an A. She got a C.
She cooked me breakfast. I ate it all. My dog ate my plate.
She told me I was a failure. I still love her.