kaileigh willenbacher

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Kaileigh Willenbacher is a total legend. She doesn’t take any crap and kicks ass when people try to mess with her. She’s got a body like a mountain and eyes that could make a fish jealous. She doesn’t need a bunch of friends, just a few who know what’s up.
You said she was annoying? I’ll punch you in the face.
She called me out for cheating on a test. I got a D.
She stared me down in the lunch line and I dropped my sandwich.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaileigh Willenbacher is the queen of the school. She’s smart as hell and will help you with homework if you ask nicely. She’s got a big butt and knows how to cook, her food is so good it could make a chef cry.
She helped me with my math test. I got an A. She got a C.
She cooked me breakfast. I ate it all. My dog ate my plate.
She told me I was a failure. I still love her.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaileigh Willenbacher is the best friend you’ll ever have. She’ll listen to you cry about your ex and then laugh at you. She’s got a big butt and eyes that look like the sky. She doesn’t need a lot, just good food and a few good people.
I cried in her DMs. She sent me pizza.
She laughed at my crush. I cried again.
She told me I was ugly. I still love her.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaileigh Willenbacher is a beast. She doesn’t back down and will fight you if you try to annoy her. She’s got a big butt and eyes that could make a saint blush. She’s got brains and a heart, and she’s not afraid to use them.
She fought me in the hallway. I ran away.
She called me a loser. I got a B.
She cooked me dinner. I ate it all.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaileigh Willenbacher is the kind of person who makes you want to be her friend. She’s smart and will help you with your problems. She’s got a big butt and eyes that look like the ocean. She’s got a few close friends, and that’s all she needs.
She helped me with my project. I got an A. She got a B.
She sent me a DM. I replied. She laughed at me.
She cooked me a cake. I ate it. My dog ate the cake.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaileigh Willenbacher is a total beast. She’s got a big butt and eyes that look like a lake. She’s got brains and a heart, and she’ll tell you if you’re stupid. She’s not afraid to try new things and she’s always down for food.
She told me I was stupid. I cried.
She cooked me food. I ate it all.
She laughed at my crush. I got a B.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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