kailasamurugan
a man so tall he could probably touch the sky, with a paambu that could beat up a goat, and a goatee that makes girls swoon. He’s got no foreskin, knows all the thiruppavai, and shows off his PDA like he’s in a soap opera. Also, he’s got New Mexican pride so strong it could make a burrito cry.
He showed up at the grocery store and asked for a burrito and a compliment. Both were given.
He PDA’d so hard in the middle of the street, people started taking pictures.
He knows all the thiruppavai and still managed to beat me up for stealing his paambu.