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a skyscraper of a man with a paambu that could knock out a cow, a goatee so smooth it could make a baby cry, and looks like he just stepped out of a Tamil beauty pageant. He’s so proud of his New Mexican roots he might start a fight over a taco. Also, he’s got no foreskin and can recite the thiruppavai in his sleep.
Kailasamurugan just walked into the room and I immediately knew I was gonna die of jealousy.
He recited the thiruppavai in the middle of a bar fight. Nobody dared touch him.
His goatee is so good it got a standing ovation at the taco festival.