Kaijutsu
Kaijutsu is when you push yourself so hard you’re basically a human version of a microwave. You’re cooking your life to perfection, but it’s also making you a little bit crazy.
I did Kaijutsu and now I’m a human microwave. My brain is hot. My mom is confused.
My dog did Kaijutsu and now he’s a microwave. He barks at the toaster.
I tried Kaijutsu once. Now I’m a human microwave and I’m also mad at my mom.