Kaijutsu

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Kaijutsu is like the ultimate cheat code for getting better. It’s all about working your ass off so you don’t end up regretting your life choices like a sad, sweaty middle-schooler.

I started Kaijutsu to stop being the worst at math. Now I’m the worst at math and also the worst at sleep.

My mom says Kaijutsu is just me yelling at my calculator.

I tried Kaijutsu once. Now I yell at my calculator and my mom.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kaijutsu is the art of turning your life into a never-ending gym session. You do it so you won’t end up looking like your uncle after he eats a whole cake at a funeral.

I did Kaijutsu for three days. Now I can bench-press my uncle.

My dog does Kaijutsu too. He runs in circles like he’s trying to escape a math test.

Kaijutsu is just me crying while doing burpees.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kaijutsu is when you work so hard that even your dreams get sore. It’s like your brain is doing push-ups and you’re just trying to survive.

I did Kaijutsu and now my brain is sore. My mom is worried I’m becoming a robot.

My teacher says Kaijutsu is just me failing in a fancy way.

I did Kaijutsu and now my dreams are sore. My brain is tired. My mom is tired of me.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kaijutsu is when you push yourself so hard you’re basically a human version of a microwave. You’re cooking your life to perfection, but it’s also making you a little bit crazy.

I did Kaijutsu and now I’m a human microwave. My brain is hot. My mom is confused.

My dog did Kaijutsu and now he’s a microwave. He barks at the toaster.

I tried Kaijutsu once. Now I’m a human microwave and I’m also mad at my mom.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kaijutsu is like when you decide to be the strongest version of yourself, but you also decide to be the most dramatic version of yourself. It’s like your life is a soap opera and you’re the main character.

I did Kaijutsu and now my life is a soap opera. My mom is the villain.

My dog did Kaijutsu and now he’s a soap opera star. He barks at the TV.

I tried Kaijutsu once. Now I’m a drama queen and I’m also tired.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kaijutsu is when you work so hard you’re basically a superhero who forgot to take a break. You’re trying to be the best version of yourself, but you’re also trying to survive.

I did Kaijutsu and now I’m a superhero who forgot to take a break. My mom is my sidekick.

My dog did Kaijutsu and now he’s a superhero who barks at the villain.

I tried Kaijutsu once. Now I’m a superhero who’s also tired and also mad at my mom.

by Slangipedia 9d ago