Kaiism - A weird mix of not knowing and thinking Zeus is the best god

A weird mix of not knowing and thinking Zeus is the best god ever. Also says tits are the best thing ever and you should worship them.

Zeus is the best god. Kaiism says he’s also a little bit hot.

If you don’t believe in tits, you’re not a real person.

I’m agnostic but also a Zeus fanboy. That makes me Kaiist.