Kaiism

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A crazy belief that humans can do anything, good, bad, or just plain gross. It also says the flying spaghetti monster eats kids and leaves a mess.

I’m gonna turn this school into a meatball factory if Kaiism doesn’t save us.

The flying spaghetti monster is real and he’s coming for your mom.

I believe in Kaiism because I’ve seen the noodle monster in the cafeteria.

A weird mix of not knowing and thinking Zeus is the best god ever. Also says tits are the best thing ever and you should worship them.

Zeus is the best god. Kaiism says he’s also a little bit hot.

If you don’t believe in tits, you’re not a real person.

I’m agnostic but also a Zeus fanboy. That makes me Kaiist.