Kaihiao
A man with a penis so big it could be a belt. He’s not afraid to fight, slap people’s grandmas, or reproduce with a kid. His skin is black as coal and he loves bananas more than love.
Kaihiao walked into a classroom and told the teacher, ‘I’m here to slap your grandma and take over your class.’
He had a kid in the park and everyone watched as he turned into a giant monster. The kid was scared but still ate a banana.
He came to the grocery store and took all the bananas. The clerk said, ‘You’re Kaihiao, aren’t you?’ He just nodded and slapped her grandma.